
THEY ARE HERE
They are thousands, and they're being dropped!
Who are they?
The human eye is said to have a resolution of more than 570 megapixels. Knowing the pixies are originally no more than 32 pixel tall, it's no wonder that you can't see them roaming your house.
Pixies like two things: mainboards and cosplay. They are the reason why your computer stops working, and then works again when the technician looks at it -they are actually hosting conventions in your computer case.
When it comes to disguising themselves, some are better than other. You've surely met Average Anabel and Normally Norman, but have you found Zombie Zee, who's very undead and has a killer (haha) wizard costume?
Here the list of the top cosplayers, you'll know them when you see them, after all, they come with a gold frame after all:
Rarity: Look at their frames!

BRONZE OR NO FRAME: COMMON
Your run-off-the-mill goofball, around 70% of the pixies are common.



RED, GREEN OR BLUE: UNCOMMON
Those pixies may sport some extra accessories. Some 20% of them.

SILVER: RARE
They take their cosplay seriously!
They are only around 4%!

OUR TOP, GOLDEN, GILDED COSPLAYERS

Awesome Antari
Cosplays as:
Magic Woman, who ties people and evil spirits upside down with her golden chain.

Baldy McBaldface
Cosplays as:
Super Kickman, because of all the bottoms he keeps kicking, not necessarily with his feet.

Bill Balace
Cosplays as:
Strong Guts. He randomly screams at the top of his lungs. It's a condition but everyone understands and leaves him be. He's got a claymore after all.

Erika Sjensdottir
Cosplays as:
Mad Scientist Porty. Has failed to create anything meaningful but once defeated the King Of Zanmar in a horseshoe throwing contest.

Seth Creed-Idenity
Cosplays as:
Deer Man. No one knows his secret identity, only his mom, the President and his avid, 2 millions strong fanbase.

Jeanette Apploze
Cosplays as:
The 'Ceps. So big. So pixel. Was once sentenced to life for stealing a loaf of bread, but then redeemed himself by looking after an orphan hair stylist.

Skelly Skellington
Cosplays as:
None. He's naked. Shame! Shame! Shame!

Mickey Mort
Cosplays as:
Tiberius The Angsty. Under his simple looks lays a simple hero who swallows evil whole, tiny bite after tiny bites. Still fighting the Mighty Mammoth Army. It's been 7 years.

Porter Harrington
Cosplays as:
William McGilluvry. Actually fails at looking like his reference character, but he makes for superb wizard, what with the green orb and everything.

Sarusaru-Sarusaru
Cosplays as:
The Angry Traveler. Travels to the West in order to retrieve his lost prescription glasses, beats up meanies on the way. Catches fire when angry.

Bill Balace
Cosplays as:
Strong Guts. He randomly screams at the top of his lungs. It's a condition but everyone understands and leaves him be. He's got a claymore after all.



The Satrix Siblings
Cosplays as: P33m, P44m and P00m. They are REALLY into cyberpunk. Which is which? You'll never know, they constantly borrow each other's costumes.

THERE BE ZOMBIES
The undead has the right to play, too. And oh are they playing. Will you find them all?
And thousands more, each one different.
If you can't find a gilded unique pixie, that's fine, too. Thousands more are around, they make funny faces, they do silly things (sometimes), and they are available across three rarity tiers:
Tier 3 : Pixies have no frame or a bronze frame. Goofy but not, like, drunk goofy
Tier 2 : Pixies have a colorful frame. These ones are heavier on the accessories. They take their cosplay seriously.
Tier 1 : Pixies have a silver frame. They spend their monthly allowance on props, most of the time.
